Welcome to Cracker Treats Mall! How may we help you?
RULES:
1. Please run as fast as u can, we have 5 minute sales going on! 2. Everything is testable, test out the lotion, the basketball, the undergarments! 3. Don't worry, you dont have to get something youve havent tried yet, try a sample and open the box! 4. Any ppl caught wearing inappropiate clothing (in me and maura's pov) shall be thrown out.............litterly..........in the air...........on a spaceship...........MUAHAHA!!! 5. Maura and Brime made this site/mall so anyone who says it's theirs well, HAHA their names arent maura or bri(insert my name here) are they?! AND WE WILL FIND THEM AND MAKE THEM AGREE TO THE CONNETICUT PLAN!!! 6. Ppl who pick their nose or eat their boogers will be thrown out by our exterminator team.............who have tasers.
Have a nice day! And follow the rules or i'll make my soda crazed flying monkeys come after u..........................really.